Dear Best-Selling Author or Young Adult Vampire Novels Stephenie Meyer,
I am shocked that someone allowed you to publish Breaking Dawn.
Yes, I have cruised my way through all your (four) books in two weeks, and yes, I keep saying that I don't like them, but I enjoy them. That all changed when I got to this piece of drivel you call Breaking Dawn. Never have I read such outright masturbatory fast car/pretty clothes fantasy combined with right wing preachiness. I am truly sorry that I gave Borders $18 for this piece of crap, and I am so sorry for the millions of teenage girls who are going to walk away from this with a romanticized view of things.
Yeah, I get that, like, People magazine loves you, but you know what? My 18-month-old cousin can finish the People crossword puzzle in five minutes without help. Yeah, I get that you have millions of dollars. But so does Britney Spears. Don't mean she finished high school.
I am reading Pride and Prejudice over and over until I feel clean again,
Melissa Kate Elaine Evans
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my roommate feels the same way!
i'm on a "vampire break" right now after the first two books started to ruin my life. i've been resisting the third book as it sits on our bookshelf tempting me.
I can't help it- I just pretend there is no Breaking Dawn and still love myself some Edward Cullen... Breaking Dawn, a travesty... All the others totally Awesome- I'm sorry for your loss of faith
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