Dear Grammy Winning and Multi-Platinum Columbia Recording Artist John Mayer,
Look, we all knew I wouldn't stay mad at you forever. Especially since you're not the problem. I mean, certain songs are still off limits, but fortunately for all of us, when you're not whining about how you fuck things up with women, you're swearing that you are going to prove the nay-sayers wrong. That's very relatable at this moment in time. So let's not make this any more embarrassing than it already is and just come out with a new album already so we can reconcile completely.
I am listening to "Vultures" on repeat. If that's not making up, I don't know what is.
And now I am resolving not to write an open letter until you do something dumb, Grammy Winning and Multi-Platinum Columbia Recording Artist John Mayer.
Melissa Kate Elaine Evans
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