Live Blogging The Great Pumpkin

Kara and I Gchatted our way through "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" Here is our hilarious transcipt:



Kara: It's on!

me: Oh man! Notary joke!

Kara: Heh.

Hodge had better be watching this to study up for his character.

I love Snoopy.

me: I love that "There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."

Kara: Heh.

It's perfect.

me: BOLT!

That hamster is amazing.

Kara: We should doubleheader it w/ Twilight.

me: Oh, Christ on a bike. I will be so happy.

Kara: Are you going to see HSM3 tonight?

me: I don't know. I am broke. I will have to go to the Coin Star.

Kara: No way, just pay for your ticket w/ coins.

They have to accept the currency plus you don't lose the 9% fee or whatever it is.

me: Oh man. $9 in coins?

Kara: Yup

Put 'em in a Ziploc

Heh, Pigpen.

You should be a WWI flying ace.

me: I would be Charlie Brown with the holes in the sheet if I felt I could sacrifice my white sheet.

Kara: haha

me: But I need that for my wedding night.

Kara: HA!

So your husband can see if you bleed?

me: Right.

Little girls are innocent and trusting!

Wah!


Kara: WTF just happened to Linus's eyes?

me: He was demonstrating that she would see with her own eyes.

me: Wait, the Great Pumpkin only visits those most sincere?

Kara: Wait, really? No wonder he's never come here.

me: How does he know?

What about actors?

Kara: Ha

Hahaha

I like how Linus knows what "sincere" means but his girlfriend was just last year too little to go trick-or-treating.

me: I think it puts Linus' sincerity in question if he is that in to younger women.

Kara: Well this is the 50s, right?

It's like Mad Men.

Or something.

me: True story.

me: I really know the plight of Charlie Brown.
Put on a list mistakenly...only getting rocks...But no one seems sorry to see him when he is actually there...

Kara: You are getting drunk this weekend, yes? Or we are getting brunch or something...let's turn this around for you.

Kara: Who is that one super stupid bitch with Lucy?

me: Oh, Sally. Don't start bitching about your reputation when you've already been in the pumpkin patch for hours.

I don't like the WWII fighting ace stuff.

Kara: Ha, weird.I was just going to say I could watch a full hour of it

me: You aren't going to get laid at a party if you stick your head in a bucket of water, Lucy.
You just like it because Murphy Lee slinks like that.

Kara: Heh. He totally does.

Then if you give him a cheese roll-up from Taco Bell he dances like this.

me: We all end up in places we don't expect on Halloween night, Sally.

me: And if he thinks about his feral brothers and sisters, he cries like this.

Kara: A "woman."

These kids are such sages.

Aw, just like how one slip of one of the presidential candidates in the opposite if/when can cause them problems, too.

This is so topical.

me: I hope Linus doesn't get a cold.
And Lucy shares some candy.

I know, Charlie Brown. I went "trick or treating" and all I got was "a bag of rocks" too.

Kara: Wait I thought this was an hour long!

me: The election one is next.

Wait, so the pumpkin patch has to be sincere, or the people in it?

I don't like the tone of disappointment already.

Even for Charlie Brown.

Kara: Oh Charlie Brown.

His short life.

me: Don't trust the polls, Charlie Brown.
Why does Charlie Brown continue in this toxic relationship with Lucy?

Kara: They're both pretty toxic to each other.

It can't be good for her to hang around him either.

me: This poll seems very informal.

Kara: I really hate Charlie Brown's shirt.

I think it makes him look like an idiot.

me: I don't remember student body president being this involved.

Kara: me either

me: Linus is surprisingly authoritative.

Kara: I know, right?

For being a little kid.

me: For being such a sensitive little pussy ten minutes ago.

Kara: haha

I've never seen this one before.

Is he going to end up all Manchurian or something?

me: Me neither. It is very 60's.

I hope there is a twist!

Lucy is brainwashing Linus!

Kara: Honestly, I don't know why he doesn't hit her back.

me: I am glad no one is actually listening to this radio program.

Kara: No kidding.

Linus screams like Snoopy.

me: Probably voiced by the same actor.

Kara: Nancy Cartwright?

me: Or they had a "Lucy punch" button much like the Timbaland "Hey" button.

Kara: hahaha

I want to say I had a Lucy punching bag when I was a kid?

But maybe it was a clown.

me: Jonny Lee Miller is smoking hot. I have thought this since Mansfield Park.

Kara: Oh he really is.

me: I think I had something similiar. And it makes sense.

But I might be confusing it with the Snoopy Snow Cone machine, a source of huge contention in my house.

Kara: Oh I had one of those too.

me: Linus has an Obama size lead in the popular vote.
If Linus doesn't win, I blame chads.

Kara: Russell Anderson looks like a complete douchebag.What a shitty speech.

me: He is also a stiff speaker, and I really didn't get a sense of his personality or leadership abilities.

Kara: OMG Linus is acting like Mussolini.

me: Linus is projecting crazy good without a microphone.

Kara: They let the dog in the school...

me: I agree with doing away with the caps and gowns for kindergarten graduation.

Kara: Me too.

I didn't even have a kindergarten graduation.

me: Me neither. But I think I had a preschool one.

But I don't remember it.

Kara: Aw, they have the liberal elite media.

me: I am just waiting for Linus to make this about abortion and Iraq.

me: HAHAHAHA!

His religious agenda comes out!

The Great Pumpkin!

Kara: This is pretty awesome.

me: This show suddenly became AMAZING.

Kara: Let's get DanceCam and hook it up to some 50 Cent.

me: Oh, yes

Missy Elliot is going to be on "Dancing With the Stars"?!

Kara: OMG

me: Your religious agenda ALWAYS does you in, Linus.

Kara: I think I might hate Sally.

me: Amy just came in to preach at me about Roe v. Wade.

Oh, and you always have to answer to someone, Linus.

The principal is your Cheney.

Kara: I didn't realize you'd become anti-choice.

me: I apparently just did.

That's it? It just ends?

Kara: I guess...I kind of want to watch this now

me: I do too. I like all the dancer men.

I think I am into gay looking men.

Kara: Are you going to say Lance is hot or something?

me: No, the dancers.

Kara: I do not care for Brooke Burke.

Whoa.

That shirt!

Of course he doesn't know what a box is.

me: They were dancing to John Mayer!

Kara: This show is nuts.

How are we not watching it every week?