I thought my luck was changing.

Ever have one of those days...

Where you make a poor underwear choice, because you finally did almost two weeks' worth of laundry last night and went and left it all in the dryer before you took some Tylenol PM and went to bed, because the dryer is on for like an hour and why sit up and wait for it when you can go to sleep and multitask? So you throw on a thong with a dress, figuring it'll be fine, because you sit down most of the day anyway? Only for this to result in you flashing the northbound side of Western Ave. when an unfortunate gust of wind caused by the El blasts your way? Ever do that?

I bought tights on my way to work.