Dear Grammy Winning and Multi-Platinum Columbia Recording Artist John Mayer,
I hope this Twittering about welding a ring for your girlfriend is a publicity stunt for your highly anticipated (by me and Molly) variety show, or better yet, not even you. How many John C. Mayers are there in the world? Probably more than one. I can't even get any kind of variation on Mel Evans as an e-mail address, never mind mevans, so I kind of doubt the famous John Mayer got the Twitter account of their own name. Or maybe they hold it for famous people, what do I know.
The point is: you don't want to get into this marriage thing, and we've talked a lot about your taste in women, and I think you particularly don't want to get into this marriage thing with someone who, chances are, might possibly have some marriage issues. I am just saying. Not telling you how to live your life. Because really, you're just going to go straight from her to some twit on the new "90210," am I right?
I hope you haven't gotten far enough in your self-Googling to read my blog,
Melissa Kate Elaine Evans
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I hope he reads this. I also hopes he devotes all his time to the variety show, not welding a ring.
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